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Ahoey said:
My kid phoned his aunt didn’t tell her who he was. He asked for Mr piddyiot. She said no not here you got wrong number. The kid got persistent kept her on phone asking for Mr piddiot. When he got her right rilled up he said so Stu is not there she yells in phone there’s no piddyiot and no Stu there’s no Stu Piddyiot here and slams phone down. Oh this was on speaker phone the rest of us just cracked up. He called he back and apologized
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On the railroad we had to use the lockout/tagout procedure when working on locomotives. One of the electricians put his name as "Lou Sassle" so the new supervisors would be on the radio trying to get ahold of Lou Sassle.
 
eekvonzipper said:
I knew a Kid who was born without any Eyelids. A surgeon told his parents that he could perform a circumcision and use the foreskin
to fix his Eye's. The Surgery went as planned, but the kid ended up being CockEyed...
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Yeah, but just think of the foresight that he had..........
 
  1. What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!
  2. What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!
 
Ahoey said:
This is true. My friend bought a house from a guy whose name was Harold Dyck. I ask you what kind of mother would name her kid Harold with a last name like that.
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I worked with a guy name Rob Soles. When his son was born they called him Harry Robert Soles. When he graduated they called his name out Harry R Soles. Not kidding, how'd you like to go through life with that name?
 
Mark Wainwright said:
I worked with a guy name Rob Soles. When his son was born they called him Harry Robert Soles. When he graduated they called his name out Harry R Soles. Not kidding, how'd you like to go through life with that name?
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Ya really make you think about the amount of time people spend thinking about one of the most important things that you give to your kids
 
There’s a guy in town with 47 dodge power wagon 1 ton single wheel 4 wheel drive tow truck with a winch geared to move houses. On the door is painted HARRY B. VER TOWING address ph # under it. When I see again I’ll post a pic
 
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