Last one to post in this thread wins!

that reminds me

ages ago i was working as a machine operator in a little shop
we made metal trim pieces for buildings, and supplied siding for it as well

well one day we are working on something structural
i dont remember what it was we were making, but it took two of us, to hold it
it was a piece of metal, around 11 guage, and it was 15 feet long, 4 or 5 feet wide

we just had to put a 90 degree bend in it
so me and the boss are holding this huge heavy piece of metal, and we got it in the brake press
the ram came down, and the front of the metal was forced up (as expected)
when the ram came back the front of the metal slammed back down

i guess my boss was standing a little to close, because when it came down it brushed across his chest and ripped out a nipple piercing i didnt even know he had

man, talk about bleeding like a stuck pig
Can't imagine piercing anything or a tattoo.