Autozone SUCKS!!

Well, that’s a bummer but not something I’d call a surprise since they were probably loosing money.

This is not a horrible AutoZone story.

Try being stuck 600+ miles from home and the snot nose arrogant POS teenager behind the counter won’t get you the part, which is in your hand (serpentine belt) that you got at of all places from AutoZone in your state because you need a “Year, Make, Model, Engine size” of the vehicle it came off of. While you stand there saying it is a custom application that you won’t find in the computer! Just take this part number and enter it in the computer and see if it is on the shelf!

Then with an arrogant reply exaggerating the word, “SIR!” Over and over again.

1 plus hours later the manager walks in so I can complain and he laughs saying “No way did me...”

Stop! Get the employe here again and I’ll suffer through it one more time. And so hence he did and SCREAMED! At the mid who still refuse and argued with the boss for 20 minutes.

Total time to get a 6 rib 20 something inch serpentine belt was just over two hours.

Then the kid puts the wrong belt in the bad and the horrible afternoon continues on...


Sorry, your story ain’t Jack!
You did get your money back right?
You should scream at customer service and complain on up the chain or do and until you get what you paid for and screw customer service.

Complain about your only cars down time!
Rattle cages!
Make phone calls your new hobby.


I had an AutoZone guy claim they do t take used oil.
I left it on the floor where they always tell a customer to put it. He demanded a receipt! I said I don’t need one, the LAW says you must take it.

15 paces out the door, he threw the 5 gallon jug at me.
1 phone call later, he was fired and the level of *** missing I got you’d think I was a freaking king.

Weeks later, the new store manager let it be known he didn’t like me. After some exchanges, (and picking up his accentor an out of stater, I had enough of the rough words and yell at him he should go back up north to his commie state or get his *** kicked at closing.

He was gone by weeks end. Not my doing but the employees thanks me and there close Circuit system and there combined (same) stories of what an *** he was.

Next week I come in and the franchise owner is just about jerking me off.


Start your bitching elsewhere!
Pick up a phone and go Johnny go!!!

I feel for ya, I do, they screwed you, but in my eyes, it wasn’t so bad.