Last one to post in this thread wins!

Ho Chow call in to work one day and says "Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I no come to work"
The boss says "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for a little lovin. That makes everything better and I go to work."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again "I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon....and boss, you got really nice house"