For Those Who Have Purchased a "Non-Running" Mopar/Other

Bought a 68 Chevy Caprice from my bank's loan manager years ago, he said the timing chain was gone. Paid $50.00 for it, towed it out of his yard to a nearby parking lot, pulled the distributor cap off and sanded the points, regapped them and drove it home. Took the power seat out and put it in my buddy's 64 Pontiac ragtop, drove the car for a month without any issues, then sold it for $400.00.
Guy I used to work with had a Plymouth Voyager van that needed a timing belt. Gave it to me for nothing just to get it out of his yard, put a new belt and water pump in it plus a set of front brake pads and sold it for $1800.00.