Greasing new wheel bearings and hub.

I’m not arguing because I’m right. Any argument is on you.

Two crankshaft turns for one camshaft turn. So that means two piston strokes for one open/close of both valves. Valves move half as much as pistons.
4 stroke engine
Intake
Compression
Power
Exhaust

You may be forgetting that valves open and close over a very short period of cam rotation.

Someone should do the math and calculate piston speed in the middle of a stroke vs valve speed at the middle of it's stroke (both at the same rpm).