100% TRUTH!!!

One of my stepfather’s 80 yr old relatives was having coffee with the other old-timers (all fluent in German) in my mom’s cafe when my stepfather told everyone it was the old man’s birthday. After everyone wished him “Happy Birthday,” they asked what his wife gave him on his special day.

Without hesitation, he replied (in German), “The same thing I get every year for my birthday or Christmas...a new shirt and a piece of *** - both too damn big.”

Needless to say, every German speaker within earshot roared laughing. The rest of us had to wait for translation.