That used to be a go to joke for one of my coworkers
Only he always got a pair of socks and a piece of tail
I got so tired of hearing that lame joke and one day I had it
Hey Tony, I asked, what did the ole lady get you for Christmas?
And he started snickering, and said, a pair of socks and a piece of tail...and wouldn't you know it...they were both to big!
Too big?
I replied
Sounds to me like your feet and your pecker are both to small
And that, my friends, put an end to that lame joke
