For Those Who Have Purchased a "Non-Running" Mopar/Other

How about a car comes into my shop smoking like a bug control truck (Cops actually had the women get it off the road). Pulled the dipstick to check the oil level, and oil came out the tube. The engine was totally full of oil. Drained the oil, and put in the correct amount, let it run in the driveway for about an hour, to burn the oil out of the exhaust system. Set the idle up just a little higher (to keep the oil light from coming on at stop lights). Woman kept adding oil every time the oil light would come on. Car was fine after that.