I have MBM syndrome..... and I don't want help!!!!!

My problem is space to store them. I’d have 4 more if I had room and that’s in just the last 3 years. Seriously I’m really not looking that hard either. If I was looking hard I’d have a salvage yard by now. One can always dream right?
Give me 10 acres and I'd fill it in 3 years with just a bunch of cheap, low-end mopars...