Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Whoa Dude. What a cosmic conversation.
So funny story. My uncle and his first wife lived upstairs above my grandfathers garage, across the drive from my grandfathers house. She was nutty. But she swore every summer that she was seeing UFOs. Insisted on locking the second story windows and all. So one day when they were gone, my grandfather snuck upstairs, took the catch off the window and took it to the grinder, ground it down just so that it’s barely catch. He then took a long handled shovel and rigged it so that it would hook the window, pull out ever so slightly and raise the window. Then he waited a few days until they came home from one of their nightly get drunk parties, and proceeded to open the window from the drive way. She’d come running to the window, look around, couldn’t see anything, she’d shut the window, he’d wait a couple minutes and repeat the process. This went on for a while, and after he’s finally gotten bored with it and had gone back inside, this sheriff car pulled in. She’d called the cops and told them there was aliens trying to get in her window:rofl:
That was like throwing gas on a fire. The next morning while they slept off their hang overs, he rigged a big kite with green Christmas lights and tossed a fishing line up over the top of the trees, ran it to the TV antenna and hooked the kite to it.
A few nights later, he repeated the window trick but this time, when she came to the window, he hit the switch on the Christmas lights and yanked the kite across the line. Her screams were heard for miles
