If you just couldn't do oil mods, what's an alternative?

Gotcha.

I did find this on 440 sources website.
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And the drill bit they sell to accomplish it.
Engine Block Oil Passage Enlargement Drill Bit 12"-440 Source
yes, thats what you want. go easy with it, take your time and set the clutch on your drill to mid way. you dont want to break a bit in there.