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halifaxhops said

One of these should show up today, Maybe?
Amazon.com: Homesprit lab Vacuum Filtration Pump for Laboratory Vacuum Filtration Distillation Apparatus to Filter The Liquid Quicker: Industrial & Scientific

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That's pretty good. Only thing I would be able to come up with is taking apart an old solder extraction pump/suction unit. Hope your vertigo leaves you alone today.