Do I see a plastic straw in a glass on the Bar

Chelsea Charms. The wife wanted to go out and see some strippers back when we were younger. A new juice bar opened outside of town, so they could take it all off. Just so happened that Wendy Whoppers was out there that night. She saw my wife was the only woman out in the audience, she came over and sat with us a little bit. She offered to have a couple pictures taken of us together, wife on one knee and Wendy Whoppers with nothing on, on the other knee. She gave them to us on the house, being my wife was the only woman in there. The wife said "God-they're big!"

Wendy Whoppers is actually still kickin. I thought she was dead.