Do I see a plastic straw in a glass on the Bar

It may not be sexy, but if I was in the ocean and I was drowning......I'd be crawling on her back!!!!! It should be as buoyant as a pontoon boat!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::realcrazy:
I'd say she'd be as buoyant as a former mobster fitted with concrete shoes. No way those things are flotation devices.