You know you're a Redneck When?

Ya so what’s your point I’m a red neck going to have to call discrimination and racism on this post. I mean just because we use the sears catalog in the outhouse and I have no problem smashing a bud can on my forehead. That I think pot is something you cook in. The fact that I use a 7” Bowie knife to dig out my fingernails and cut my hair. Or the fact I can hit the spittoon dead on from 15 ft. Doesn’t give you the right to bad mouth me. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::elmer:
Oh ya forgot to mention the fact that grade 3 was the hardest 5years of my life