You know you're a Redneck When?

Ahoey said
It’s like the man was in my head I’m the only person who has thought that.
Rules according to Hoey
1 only do one wrong thing at a time. ie drinking beer in car, not speeding seat belt on using signal lights
2 you don’t like my clothes and hair don’t bother looking
3 the most important rule of Hoey. If you would be minding your own business you wouldn’t be minding mine. nuff said

Yes sir, that sums it up perfectly. I can't get away with the 1 wrong thing at a time so I went straight and narrow. Too many trips to the slammer for drinking & druggin while driving, walking, riding, standing in the wrong place, bad attitude (thanks border Patrol) life is good though now !