You know you're a Redneck When?

MOPARMAGA said
Yes sir, that sums it up perfectly. I can't get away with the 1 wrong thing at a time so I went straight and narrow. Too many trips to the slammer for drinking & druggin while driving, walking, riding, standing in the wrong place, bad attitude (thanks border Patrol) life is good though now !

One night years ago in this car me and my pal who runs 10.5 with this car now we’re leaving a major hwy intersection. We were about 1/2 mile from corner opposite direction traffic have stop sign with red flashing light on top facing them. Car behind us catching up fast pal looks in rear view says oh **** getting pulled over by cops. Had nothing to hide. He pulls over car goes wizzing by us. Pal looks in rear view red flashing light still there he said “we’ve just been pulled over by a stop sign