You know you're a Redneck When?

Redneck is good. Just shows that you do not sit on your *** in an office all day, that you actually do something besides video games, TvV and computers.
One thing I have noticed all my life. IF you are side the country road with a flat tire, 9 times out of 10, the guy that stops and asks if you need some help is the poorest of all people and rednecks, driving the most woreout pichup, a guy with the least amount of $ in the bank. OK so he keeps his $ in a coffee can hid somewhere??
Nothing against the wealthy, but I have noticed if they think you are not one of them, their friggin nose is so high in the air, they could drown in a small shower of rain.
Give me a redneck any day.