Lol, nope. But I can tell how much snoring I did during the night by counting the bruises on my ribs the next morning! ( elbow in the ribs is better than a pillow over my head !)
a few years ago it was coming close to christmass and we were having a secret santa with my sundayschool class
i think my boy was about 5 or 6 at the time
well, he got to tag along with me to the mall and we picked out a cute litte necklace and pendant for the girl i had (the girl was probably 12)
a few hours later me and the wife put him to bed and during his prayer time he was thanking God for the day, for being able to go to the mall with dad, and for dad being able to find a nice necklace for his girlfriend
i let the whole thing go, just to see what would happen and at about 3 AM i woke up because my side was hurting pretty bad