Next time your wife complains about laundry.....

I sleep alone. That way my wife stays forever young in my mind. Well, once or twice a week I sneak into her bed and cuddle for a bit, just to remind her that we're still married.
We have a deal; she does the inside work, and I do the outside work. I don't ask her for help, and when she does, I play the;
ochit - I forgot, card, or the
sorry dear, I didn't hear you card, or the
maybe later card, and later never comes, cuz..... back to the top.
Hey, it's not like we're newlyweds.........