You know you're a Redneck When?

loganscuda said
My wife hates it when we go visit my family. She says the redneck comes out and come back home for a week, she has no idea what I’m saying.

If you and your wife ain't related, your not truly a redneck

(Or, as jeff Foxworth putts it "if you've been married three times, and you still have the same inlaws...)