Pink & purple egg looking rocks

Am participating in a large social Easter egg hunt.

I painted 6 rocks Easter pink &
6 rocks lady lavender.

one rock is as big as large human head.

mean, but I wanna see if the kids or parents cry. Being kicked out is a perfectly acceptable, understandable risk.

I coordinated with the head matriarch bargaining that crying kids get some candy prize if they bring back the rock.

if any crying occurs, will share videos.
If it all goes terribly bad, it was great knowing you guys, come get my hoard!