You boys are not using your imagination. Tow it home! Sprinkle car parts around. Do a couple of burnouts to imitate skid marks. In Cali you can only shoot an intruder in your house. So, you shoot him outside and drag his body inside.
After a burglary in Georgia, the police officer told me the same thing. Can’t imagine how that would go with lawyers and investigators though.
Even if you can lie with a perfect straight, poker face, if there is anything out of place, those law dogs are gonna hunt.
“Detect bullshit” is right 90+% of the time, but I have seen service members under investigation (NCIS, Pentagon, you name it) stick with, and successfully lie as if they going to their grave with the lie like the captain of a sinking ship-because so many careers hung in the balance of their lie.
Any evidence to the contrary while attempting to deceive in a good lawyer’s (or claims adjuster {but do they do that for small potatoes anymore?}) domain will trump your claim.
