I may have screwed up ....more than once

Then the latest, Saturday working on the lawn mower and settin on the scooter chair. True to its name it scooted out from under me when I leaned over, stuck out my right arm to lesson the flop and I think I tore my rotator cuff, can’t lift my arm up at all. Wife said they have the room ready at the old folks home.
But I’m not a total klutz I’ve have made-done a lot of amazing things, so I guess it all evens out in the long run.
I think we should start calling you Lucky!