I fixed "The dreaded tranny pan leak"

I had an "all in one" printer, fax, copier, scanner......It mightta whacked me off.....I never tried that.....but I never could get it to work right. So, one night I was particularly not in the mood for its bullshit. It refused to print something. ONE PAGE and it wouldn't pint. I snatched that ***** off the desk, threw it out the back door into the back yard got my Ruger Super BlackHawk .44 Magnum and emptied a cylinder into it. Blew it into several pieces. It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my life. So believe me when I say "I CAN RELATE"