Connecting Rod Splitter

what about something like this?

Tail Pipe Tube Exhaust Muffler Expander Spreader Tool Kit Set 1-1/18" 3-1/2" | eBay

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you would want to remove a few fingers so it only presses up and down, not sideways (if that makes sense)
Removing a few fingers make it hard to hold a beer,