I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
I lost my case.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Karl you really need to switch to decaf!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
Open-toad!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do trees get online?
They just log on!
They just log on!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
goldfish65
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^^^^Good ones, Karl. I love those kind of non-raunchy jokes that are so funny.
You're on a roll Karl!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Dam.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
He pasta-way.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Good one.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle.
For drizzle.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
An in-vest-igator.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Reality.
The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Even the cake was in tiers.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Get it?
Get it?
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
… but then I turned myself around.
… but then I turned myself around.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
They were cooked in Greece.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
They’re always up to something.
Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.”
Husband: “With your eyes.”
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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