Stay with a carburetor or go EFI

There are many, many reasons to stick with a carburetor. To name a few:

1. Being able to rebuild a carburetor makes you feel smart and important.
2. That fragrant smell of carburetor cleaner.
3. You actually feel useful every time you fix the accelerator pump when it craps out.
4. You would have to find other leisure time activities if you didn't get to constantly tinker with the choke and the choke pull-off in order to get it to run right when cold.
5. If you had EFI, it would be too damned easy to find a mechanic to work on your car. Not being able to find anybody who's willing to work on your carbureted car forces you to learn to fix it yourself and thus builds character.
6. With EFI it's too easy to diagnose what's wrong with it, while with a carburetor it makes things interesting by keeping you guessing.
etc., etc.