You might be an "A-body owner" if......

When you need something for your 66 Valiant so you go to NAPA, the best of the poor local parts stores. Kid who maybe just got his driver's license asks what I need. I know he has no clue what a Valiant or a slant is, so I start with telling him I'm working on a 66 Plymouth. He says "what's a Plymouth?". I am floored. I tell him it's a car brand, like a Chevrolet. He says OK, what model. I tell him it's a Valiant and after SEVERAL MINUTES of searching, he says he can't find it. I look at his screen and see he is searching for a CHEVROLET VALIANT. I walked away rather than start chewing on the idiot. Seriously, if you are going to work in a parts store, you should know at least what cars are out there. My A-Body story for today.