You might be an "A-body owner" if......

Similar story for me. I bought some parts for my son's 1999 Explorer. As I'm checking out, I ask him if they have a master cylinder for a Dart Swinger. He looks up like a goldfish, and says "I never heard of a Swinger. Who makes that? I thought that was you old people did in the 70's." I had him look it up, and I thought 3 of his piercing were going to fall out. When I asked him for some kingpins for my Terraplane, he couldn't even answer, just stood there like a carp out of water. I now have a new sport.