You might be an "A-body owner" if......

Your friends are all on FABO and you have an FABO set of dinnerware.
Do they actually sell that? I'll take a set. Paper plates work good in my garage. If you spill the plate, it breaks the fall of the beer bottle. If it doesn't, my shop vac rated at 7 HP sucks em all up. A squirt of brake cleaner, and I'm like new.