You are old when

......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat
I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........


story goes around town about an extremely wealthy Dutchman (who is pretty well known)
it is said that someone was next to him in a stall, using a urinal and they had tossed a quarter in there

so he goes, are you gonna reach in there for 25 cents?

the rich guys goes nope
then reaches in his pocket and pulls out 3 more quarters, and throws those in there aswell

but i will for a dollar, he said