That thing got a ....?

what I like is when you go to auto parts store and the 18 year old asks you how many liters my 66 barracuda motor is.
I was recently in an "Advance Auto" store. I picked up a few things from the aisles, walked up to the counter and the counter guy said " is that all?" I said " do you have any Plastiguage?". He said "ahhh, let me see..." he proceeded to walk over to the hot rod section where the gauges are and said "these are all the gauges we have right here..." I said, "nevermind that will be all..."