Gas Is The New Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

Actually these dipshits showing up with totes, barrels and gas cans are the same dipshits who flock to the stores to empty the shelves of bread and milk at the mere mention of snow (it’s a weird southern dipshits thing you from the north won’t understand!) Normally they consume a certain amount of bread and milk throughout the week between “grocery getting” but they either think they’ll be stranded for more than a week and thus will run out...like it’s 1930 and the old Model A won’t make it into town down the snow covered mud roads:rolleyes: or it’s possibly that snow has some magical power that just makes them crave consuming much more milk and bread and would run out before the next normal day of shopping. Dipshits.:rolleyes: