Be careful how you answer.

Mark; we're in the jokes forum,lol.

Which part annoyed you? I'll change it. Maybe it was only funny in my head,lol,
AJ.. doesn't sound like you have much respect for your wife.
I have tremendous respect for my wife. Been married 49 yrs this year and went together for 10. We've basically grown up together as we met at 13 and 14 yrs old.
She's so thoughtful and love her dearly. Maybe you are joking....hopefully anyway