Three guesses why no fuel.

I still remember back in the early 70's one day at my part time job at the auto hobby shop at NAS Miramar. A guy and his buddy were trying to fix a miss and do a tune up, and I ended up "out there." Here we are, cooked, cracked heat damaged plug wires and a severely cracked / carbon tracked cap and rotor. I don't know why it ran at all.
AND the punch line..........It was a GM and someone had forced installed the rotor 180 off and them evidently rotated the plug wires to fix that, so when I came along and installed the rotor CORRECTLY it wouldn't do anything except pop back through the carb

So I am trying to explain all this that is wrong to the owner and his friend and all they want to do is bullshit and giggle.

So I TOLD them, "I'm trying to tell you and teach something to you. Do you want to learn this or do you want to stand here and bullshit each other until the NEXT time you are standing at the side of the road?"

Some of these folks just cannot be helped. That is the way they go through life, and what enfuriates me, is some of them manage to obliviously bullshit their way through life---and do better than I have