Setting up a car to be towed behind a motor home

Buy yourself a cheap Honda CRV, (I know) :BangHead:
And good luck finding a cheap one.

Outfitting a Honda CR-V for Flat Towing | MotorHome Magazine

There are vehicles that are pretty simple to flat tow, and some can't be. I am with you, I am too old to climb under and mess with a drive shaft everytime.

We see a lot of Jeeps and CRV's being flat towed in and out of the park here.