What's Your Best Laxitive?

RustyRatRod said

Yeah, you read that right. lol I'm just curious of any of the rest of yall are like me. Not that I need a laxitive at all.....never had trouble "THERE", but here's my story. I've been like this literally as long as I can remember.

Everything will be fine. Lemmie go out in the shop to work on the car, or a project.....whatever....just "out in the shop" and BAM. I gotta ****. And I don't mean just a "mild" urge. I'm talkin bout fixin to **** all over myself unless I get to the bathroom. Don't get in my way, bitches. THAT kinda urge. It's really weird, but I've always been like that. Once that comes and goes, I'm out there for hours. All is well with the world. But I've gotten to where I just prepare myself and without fail, every time, **** happens.

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Rod, I feel your pain! My Dad had this and I seem to have gotten that (stained) jean! I have found I'm uber lactose intolerant but only sometimes if that makes sense. Straight hamburger, no prob but add cheese and I'm off to the races. Try a lactaid chewable before your next trigger meal and see if it helps. I'm not sure if its just lactose in general because ill have Del Taco or Chipotle (mild spice?) and I better be home eating it or at the restaurant because if I eat it on the road, Ill end up pulling over... restroom available or not! Not cool when your at a customers house and Bob Barker comes banging at the back door hard! We used to love eating at Souplantation when it was still open and I loved the clam chowder and the soft serve desert served over their warm cobbler, Mmmmm! But both were made with dairy and I wouldn't last the sitting without having to 'sit' somewhere else for a spell. Coffee seems to do it too as well but in a more mild case.