What's Your Best Laxitive?
.........go out in the shop to work on the car ........
When I go out to the shop to work on my Duster (and find yet another major previous owners hack) I wanna **** too...
Then I say "****"..
then I call the car "a piece of ****'
Then when I walk away and my wife asks for a favor like .... 'can you fix the screen door, it still slams or 'can you clean all your **** off the kitchen table''
Then I give her a bunch of **** for bugging me at such an opportune time.
Then the **** hits the fan.
Then .. the screen door slams and now know she left"
"****, she was going to cook... now what am I going to eat?
Same old ****.
