It has come to my attention....oil evac units????

Yikes.

My Dakota has an unfriendly bend in it, where you have to kind of force the dipstick, and if it's not oriented right, it won't go.

...but that looks ridiculous.

yah, the 4X N-body Dak's are a PITA at oil change times. Not agonizing, but no picnic either.