Quick question for you guys...

one night, after putting the kids to bed, im ready to turn in myself...but im also a bit thirsty
just not thirsty enough to pop open an entire can of pop and down it

so I open the fridge and look around, and wouldn't you know it?
there is a carton of orange juice, only 6 weeks past date and still about 1/3rd full
but come on, its orange juice, nothing but sugar, right?
so I take a sip and it tastes fine, and whats even better, its got pulp, I love pulp

so I finish it, and as is my custom, before tossing the carton in the recycling, I rinse it out
as im rinsing it, im kinda reading the carton
"100 % juice"
"California oranges"
"no pulp"
"no preservatives added"


hold on, back up...no pulp?
that's no good

not sure what was floating in there, but it stayed down just fine
When I was about 16 I came home with a huge thirst as it was hot out. Grabbed a chocolate milk container out of the fridge, filled a big glass and downed it. Then I discovered the milk was out of date and off.
Oh my, I thought I was going to die. Both ends were competing on who could exit first and to the extent of duration.
Couldn't face chocolate milk for many years but we're ok now.