Drove a new Ram TRX today !!!

I need a Std cab 4x4 that gets 30mpg , has 18" of clearance , sure grip , 30 gal tank , tows 9000 lbs well , 6' 6" box , cloth interior , pw , pl , a/c and cruise .
I use a truck as a truck . I have classic Mopars to go fast!
Intermittent wipers too. Gotta have those. I'd nix the power widows. Rubber floor mats but that's probably extra these days.