Am I justified in my frustration?

I don't know what every one is complaining about. He's found the Holy Grail of rear ends. Impossible to break!!! OK sure, it maybe it's completely and utterly unusable. But I still see a challenge. Rail yard between two trains. Army post between two tanks. Hell there is probably even a fat lady joke in here somewhere but I will refrain.

The fat women might get it done.