Oh this should be fun. Lets see if I can translate before the message hits the airwaves. Maybe something like this: The wife and I are getting older and we don't so much like stepping over the edge of the tub anymore. Showers do just fine. A slip and fall in such a tub can be dangerous. It's difficult to reach across that big old tub and keep it clean also. But for $14,750 they can kiss my grits.
