DIY's opinion on why you need a 318

He got butt hurt over someone else’s comment.
I did not get my feelings hurt; I'm married; men can't hurt my feelings. My wife gathered them up, put em' in a box, and buried them decades ago.
You don't know me at all, but you're willing to take a stab at assessing my feelings./ Nice, now yur an internet psychologist..... put up a shingle.