Some people just cant lose weight .
I really have to work at weight control..... Unless I eat lots of bacon , pasta , tacos , pizza and beer I stay around 179 lbs ! Lol .. up to 195 right now and horrified ! That will go away once hockey goes back to 3-4 skates per week .
I am one of the lucky ones .
I was born heavy.
It took me years to figure out that what the scales was measuring was not actually fat, but body density.
My scales says I am 209. My mirror says I might be a lil big around the middle. But I still fit in a 38 pant, occasionally a 36 even, and I wear XL shirts, cuz that's what the wife buys me.
But I have a massive chest and shoulders,lol, from chucking about 5000 pounds of garbage every week.
And my butt is huge from getting in and out of the truck 500 times a week.
I have fabulous slabs of thick heavy meat that attach my torso to my sides and back, that help me liftchit.
And when I start pulling stuff, my abs start straining like about to bust right out of my gut.
My traps are bigger than my seven year-old grandson, nothiong is too hard for them to do.
And my bones are so dense, I can hammer down like a wrestler, smash my head on the steel bumper of the pick-up behind me, and get up like nothing ever happened; I kid you not. lesser hits have broken men's necks. yeah right here in town.
So what I'm saying is, don't call me fat, cuz I'll bust you up. I'm 5ft9/209, and if you wanna hurt me, yur gonna have to find my delicate parts, and don't think you can make me cry; I have passed kidney stones!
Just don't ask me to run, I'll be 68 tomorrow for crying out loud. Old-man running is unbecoming.
What's this got to do with a fat doctor?
Well for one thing,I don't know any doctors,but if I needed morphine to cover the pain of passing a kidney stone. I could care less who or what sticks me, just stick me already! True story, that actually happened.
but more importantly;
mbaird started it,
lol.
