Stop in for a cup of coffee

Time for my rant.
Damn eyebrows! Causing blurred vision, it gives distracted driving a whole new meaning. Like i need hair gel or something. Any longer and they will get caught in the creeper wheels!
Sitting at a red light in the city, trying to yank one out thats almost scratching my eyeball. Got it, but i think it was attatched to my testacles, damn it hurt when i yanked it out…