Stop in for a cup of coffee

Time for my rant.
Damn eyebrows! Causing blurred vision, it gives distracted driving a whole new meaning. Like i need hair gel or something. Any longer and they will get caught in the creeper wheels!
Sitting at a red light in the city, trying to yank one out thats almost scratching my eyeball. Got it, but i think it was attatched to my testacles, damn it hurt when i yanked it out…
I think I have what they call a floater in my right eye. Ive had little ones come and go before. either that or scratched lense? I had something under my eyelid a couple weeks ago that was scratchy and couldn’t get out for a whole day. Ever since, its like a cloud going across as I look side to side.