I’m sorry I had to

If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....

Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new.... :D
A non virgin Newlywed gal had liver recommended from a friend as she was worried about her husband might feel she was too loose and not a virgin.

Wedding night sex was terrific and she awoke to a note from said husband, " I can't go through with this. I believe I must be some sort of monster etc. "
" P.S. Your ****** is in the sink."